i love this book BOYS WILL PUT YOU ON A PEDESTAL(so they can look up your skirt)


let me tell you a short one
this is about VUGARITY

... even when they're doing the same things, boys and girls are judged differently.
think about it:if a boy were tp hold his friends' hands,giggle a lot,gossip , and obsess about his clothes,he'd be labeled a sissy pretty quick.but you(girls) and your friends can do all of that stuff,and it considered harmless,natural behaviour.like wase, when boys curse up a storm, it's kind of consider par forthe course. it's expected, and the worst label a foul-mouthed boy can expect is 'obnoxious'. if you do it, though, if you curse up a blue steak, you run the risk of being thoought of as a tramp.for the reord, this is a breathtaking double standard - just one more example of how the word can be ufair to girls - but it is how it is;girls who curse alot are thought of as cheap, and even a ittle slutty. ever notice in the movie that the girls with the worst mouths are usually also in the tigthest, skimpiest clothes?.

of course, if you want to sound cheap and slutty, because you are tired of having a good reputation, curse all you want.it a time-tested way to ruin your image.

the last act of a desperate artist is to expose his genitals.

( last example about faith)

a man named ted wakes up,turns on the television,and hears teh weathermaan say that so much rain is comingit might flodd his town.sure enough, it start pouring.Ted's next-door neighbout comes by and say. 'i got room in my car, and i think maybe we'd better get out of here before it get anyworse.' ted thanks him but declines, saying ' god will look after me.'
that afternoon,the nearby river has risen so much that ted's house has a foot of water in it.a local policeman in hip boots comes by and says.;sir,i think you would come with me before this gets any worse.i;ll take you to higher ground.' ted declines again,saying, 'god will protect me.'.
by nightfall, ted's house is almost completely under-water.he sits on the roof ,with an umbrella, and sees a resure helicopter pulling neightbours off theirs roofs.when the copter comes to his house,he wave it away shouting, 'dont worry about me.god will save me.
an hour later, the local dam breaks,ted is swept off his roof, and he drowns.he finds himself standing at the pearly gatees, soaking wet, in the present of the lord.
angrily, he says, 'i believed in you!. why didnt you resure me?
'what are you talking about?' god syas. ' i tried three times.




nice right?.